The Body Ramen seal: BR over a striped ramen bowl with resting chopsticks

Body·Ramen

Fine Strength Equipment·Emotional Support Noodles

Original woodblock-style art for people who train hungry — printed on posters, tees, mugs, blankets, and one extremely serious desk mat.

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The Woodblock Series

The Great Wave off Gainagawa — a broth-gold wave curls over a steaming ramen bowl standing in for Mount Fuji while a small lifter deadlifts on the shore
Heavy Single — a woodblock strongman mid-deadlift, naruto-swirl plates bending the bar

Heavy Single

The Great Lift — a sumo deadlifts a barbell loaded with two brimming ramen bowls

The Great Lift

Tsukimi at 11PM — a robed figure watches a full moon that is definitely also a soft-boiled egg

Tsukimi at 11PM

Three Wings, One Bowl

FIG. 1 — patent-style diagram of a barbell with naruto-swirl plates and a chopstick bar

Barbell Co.

Fine strength equipment, drawn with straight-faced precision.

Spotter Cat — a small line-art cat spotting a barbell, helping with nothing

Noodle Gains Club

For lifters, slurpers, and everyone who trains hungry.

Do Not Disturb — a line-art cat asleep in a ramen bowl

Emotional Support Noodles

Rest days are training days for naps.

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The first wave is live on Etsy — every piece original, sealed with the red BR hanko, and printed when you order it.

Posters·Canvas·Tees·Mugs·Blanket·Pillow·Towel·Desk Mat·Journal·Tote·Stickers

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